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The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie

Death is so beautiful, it just takes your breath away.

That awesome moment when You say

something funny in class and everyone

laughs at it n then you sit there like a

Legend...

That feeling when you enter to a store & they play your favorite song :)

That Awesome Moment

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When You Find A Free WiFi In Public Places.. :-D

Awesome Feeling

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Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^

That Awesome Moment When You carry someone's baby & they

refuse to go back to their parent's hands just because they like

you.

The awesome feeling you get when people remember small details about you. :-)

Its awesome ... when some one understands u more than u..! :-)

That awesome moment when you try to overtake a girl on scooty .and all of a sudden she decides to Race with you :D

The awesome moment when

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you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! :-)

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When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne..

But,

The HeadphOnes Save Its Life... ^_-

The Awsome moment

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When u r telling A Joke but can't finish it

Because

Your laughng too hard

Then friend says :

Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley :P

That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !!

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Than attenders :D ;)

An awesome moment :

when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first

That "Awesome moment", when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)

I’m the dude with cool attitude.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

My life my rules.

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

I don’t care what people think or say about me…

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

Diets are hard because I get hungry.

If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Be yourself. everyone else is already taken.

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.

I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.

Everyday is a second chance.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

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Totally available!! Please disturb me!

Life is journey. I am traveler.

Life must go on.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Always trying to cool myself.

Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

I do not get drunk – I get awesome.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

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Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.

Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

Keep calm and enjoy life.

I got less but I got best!

Always trying to cool my self.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

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You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

It’s my life so keep your nose out of it…

I love haters, they keep me motivated.

Turn your problem into profit.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Get as rude as possible and don’t let anyone tell you how to live.

Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment on them but no one’s gonna solve them because everyone is busy in updating their.

It’s funny how people say they miss you, but don’t even make an effort to see you.

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.