cool quotes for Boys

cool quotes for Boys

Any woman can drive you crazy when you're with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.



Ladkiya university se "Degree" ke saath "Bhabhi" ka khitab bhi le kar nikalti hain.



When girls get jealous, it's normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.



Wo Hindu ladki par bhi marta hai, Woh Muslim ladki par bhi maarta hai..
Single ladke ka koi Dharam nahi hota. xD





Girls have a superpower to call the same guy boyfriend, best friend and brother if it is required. xD



Ladkiya naak muh tedha karke bhi itni sundar selfie leti hain, aur ek ham ladke hain jiske selfie lene pe Bhairav Baba ki jhalak aati hai



Tum itna jo mushkura rahi ho sach mein pyar hai ya Tuchiya bana rahi ho.



Ladkiya university se "Degree" ke saath "Bhabhi" ka khitab bhi le kar nikalti hain.





Ladies, when you've got a King don't reshuffle the pack becauce you might end up with a joker



Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.



Give her your shoulder when she is crying and if she
leans upon it... Then my friend, "you are the
luckiest guy"



When a woman says: 'Correct me if I am wrong'!
Do not try to do it... it's a trap.



Give her your shoulder when she is crying and if she
leans upon it...
Then my friend, "you are the luckiest guy"

When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.,. :P


Somewhere between "Mummy ko bta dunga " and "Beta tu to bahar miliyo " we all grew up



You won't let anyone hurt her. But you'll hurt her worse than anyone else





She always complains about not getting love from anyone.Little did. She know,a Boy in her friendzone is dying to love her



Girls, if he start crying while admitting his
mistakes.
Please stop throwing tantrums & forgive him.
Boys never cry for every next girl.



Don't try to make your Girl jealous, remember she
also has male friends and she can do it Better. *_*


Girls need a moral support after their breakup and the moral support thinks that the girl genuinely cares for him.





If a girl compares herself with any other girl
you're friend with, it certainly means she likes
you


A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.



Men who are liked by girls solely because of their bank balance should be called Cashanova.


The easiest way to understand the real personality of a woman is to hear her talk about other women



Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World.
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Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC



A man will pay Rs 2 for a Rs 1 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs 1 for a Rs 2 item that she doesn't need.




The day I go DOWN on my KNEES For a GIRL..
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Is the DAY I will tie the SHOE lace for my DAUGHTER ..!!!!




I am so single that for me GF means grandfather





I am so single that for me GF means grandfather




I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too



When you propose to her with a diamond ring, be sure she's saying yes to you, not to the ring



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"Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers..

But now they drink like their fathers..!






dont try to understand women ...
only women can understand women and they hate each other ;)
cheers :D



A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.



My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or Me?
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Sometimes I really miss her.. :P



No matter how busy a guy is, he can always
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stop and stare at a beautiful girl. :D




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You can never lose weight if
u keep eating "Bhaav" every time :D




India ka LAW aur ladkiyon ka AwWwW - dono samajh k bahar hai




Guys insult each other and don't mean it. Girls compliment each other and don't mean it either.




He found her most beautiful when she wasn't trying to impress anyone.






One query by a girl and suddenly everyone becomes a chalta firta helpline :P




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Wo kahin na kahin set ha.. ;)





Dear GOD...... If you can't give me a GF!!

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Make all my friends.. SINGLE!!" :D




My internet connection is as good as girl's brain,

yeah u got it rite 'ITS DAMN SLOW':-D ;)





Need a girlfried
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note- mai sirf pyar de skta hu baaki
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Universal Truth . .
Ladkiyo ke Drame..
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Reebok ke Payjame , Saalo - Saal
Chalte hai . . !



Crying is women's way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. :D




Always have a

BACKUP

BEFORE

BREAKUP! :P





If you made your girl say sorry, you did not win a fight you won a girl who really loves you.




When I Cross A One Way Road, I Still Look Both Sides...

Just In Case There Are Any Women Driving... ;) :D




Urgent girlfriend needed.. .
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daughter of a petrol pump
owner..!! ;) :P :D





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You're not a princess..! =P :D =D





Help a girl in trouble & she will remember u
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Only when she will be in trouble again. ... :P:P:P





I hate people who flirt on fb..
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Girls, if u agree, inbox me ur number so that we can discuss it further! :D


My girlfriend is like my iPhone.
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I don't have an iPhone. ;)





when you can't change the girl..
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Change the girl? :P




A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
;-) :D




Never Judge The Beauty Of A Girl By Her Profile Picture.. Judge It By The Photos She Is Tagged In..!! ;-)




Great Words by a BOY:
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"Nothing in this world is more
expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend....!" :O :P



Of course a gals smile is more cheerful than boyz smile, bt a single tear in boyz eye is much more painful than gals cry





The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)





PAINFUL THOUGHT.. :(
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SUMWHERE..
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SUMONE IS FLIRTING WID MY FUTURE WIFE :p :D :




The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you're wrong xP




Necessity is the mother of invention,
Girlfriend is the mother of
necessity..!!




Simple trick To end chat wid a girl
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Just ask
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She will disappear in a while...:D




The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you're wrong xP




Diner k saath coke na pia, tao phir kya jia ;-)





Kehte hain Khuda ne Es Jahan Main Sabhi k Liye Kisi na
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Tou Kiya Meri Wali Target Killing Main
Maari gai ? =D





"A guy cannot be romantic and practical at the same time!!"





A Boy needs a lot of courage to
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Reject a girl's friend request :P :D




Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

Why do girls run away from people that make them happy and stay with the ones who don't

Most guys are players until that one special girl comes along that makes them lose their game

Give me some sunshine. Give me some rain. Give me another girl's number, I m single once again. :P

Every Boy wishes to have a cute Girl in neighbor of his Age. :p

Behind every successful man,there is a WOMAN...if you need more success...Increase the number of women. Thats all..simple

BOYS,...Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will ;-)

Ladies, when you've got a King don't reshuffle the pack becauce you might end up with a joker

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Talking Always In

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D0es n0t Make U Hollyw00d Her0in.:P ;) =D :P

Best Gaali which you can use on a Girl is

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Motiiiiiii :D

Dear girls

putting "Princess", "Angel", "Sweet" in your facebook profile name dosent realy make you one. :-P

Dear Girls,

Before you find your handsome prince,

You've got to kiss a lot of frogs :P

Medical Science says: "Tight Clothing

Slows Blood Circulation"

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But the Truth is "Tighter the Woman's

Clothing, Faster The Circulation of

Man's Blood" :D

GEOGRAPHY of WOMEN!!!

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.

She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.

Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.

Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.

She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.

She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.

Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.

With a glorious past but no future.

After 70, they become Siberia.

Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

I'm the boy your mother warned you about ;-).

If you make a girl laugh,

she likes you,

but if you make her cry,

she loves you..... !! :P

A boy knows how to get what he wants. A man knows how to keep what he gets. :-)

What is a Minimum Area with a Maximum Decoration?

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A Girl's Face :D :D

Every Boy's Wish - I'm not a Prince, 

But my Life Partner should be a Princess.. ..!!

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Real Man wish - My Life Partner may not be a Princess, 

but I promise I'll treat her like a Princess.. .

Dear Ladies:

If after one date you tell me, "OMG, you're exactly like me!" That kinda scares me off. I know what I'm like,,

Sincerely Boys,,, :D :D

When I See A Cute Girl,

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I Take Two Seconds To Plan Our Future Together ;)

Dear Mom,

My room is Not Dirty !!

I just have everything on display :-D B-)

Sincerely,

It's like having my own Museum. ;-)

Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-

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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants you

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Always Remember

Cheap Items have too many Buyers!!:p:D

I Don't Care mucH AbouT 11.11.11 or 12.12.12 , 

as Nothing Can Beat 36:24:36 !! ;)

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.

I feel bad for everyone who isn't dating me :P

When I was a child so many girls wanted to kiss me, and I allowed them but now

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I want to kiss so many girls and they dont allow me :( ( 

selfish girlx :-D :PP

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Girlfriend's Mind about you?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Love you too" .

GAME OVER.! :D :D

A boy's eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd. ;-)

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My girlfriend treats me like GOD !

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She takes NO notice of my existence till she wants something :)

Dear facebook

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Plz stop suggesting me such beautiful girls...

It realy hurt when I can't add them..! :(

sincerely,

Blocked users :P

Why guys like girls..??

Girls always smell good, even if it's just shampoo :P

The way they sleep on your shoulders ..

The ease with which they fit in to your arms ..

The way they say: "I Miss you"..

The way they fall in to your arms when they cry ..

The way their tears make you want to change the world so that It doesn't hurt Them ..

coz once they come in to your life, whatever they are to the world, they become everything to you ;)

Hey Girls, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? :p

What does a girls profile pic tells You?

1.If she is very beautiful with 1000's of friends,its fake.

2.Her profile pic has lovely Katrina on it, she is shy , ugly or both.

3.There is a guy in the pic along with her, she is already booked.

4.There are more than one girl in the pic,.... she is most probably the ugliest one.

5.The pic is taken from a side angle of her face.... she is most probably fat.

6.The pic is taken from far away.... Definitely not a fake profile, just try to zoom in with your eye lenses to figure out more of her.

7.The pic is of a baby, cake, heart or any other stupid thing,... Most probably a teen who needs to grow up.

8.A pic with a ugly face.... click the back button as soon as you can before anyone catches you red handed :)

9.A pic with a beautiful face and all profile info hidden,... she is probably the one for you :P... but don't be so excited, she wont accept your friend request.

10.A pic with a guy's face,.... ahem ahem wrong number :P

Dear girls, don't flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, NOT a marriage proposal.

AccOrding tO a Recent Study ~

Cats: MeOw !!

DOgs: BhOw !!

Ducks: Quack !!

LiOns: ROar !!

Girls: Awwwwwwwwww !!

one of ma frndZ broke up today

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BUT SHEZ SINGLE AGAIN

YEPPIEEEEEEEEEEEE...:);)

-------DEEWAR the FB WALL ----

"frendz tum ye status lyk karoge ya nahi?????"

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"hum lyk karenge par akele nahi , sabse phle nahi

jao pahle us frend ka lyk lao jisne aaj tak lyk nai kiya

jao pahle us frend ka lyk lao jisne kabhi status update nahi kiya

jao pahle us frend ka lyk lao jisne tumhari wall pe ye likh diya ye ki ..'tumhare frendz status chor hai' aur tab frend tum jise kahoge hum lyk kar denge..."

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill

Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Dour Ho Jaye To

Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill

Facebook wants to know "whats on my mind"??

"Twitter" wants to know "what I am doing"??

"Foursquare" wants to know "where I am"??

Damn

The INTERNET has turned into a crazy girlfriend :P

GIRLS status on fb - : (

Comments :

1 .Haww! Kya hua?

2 .Hey,evryt hing ok ? Shud i call ?

3 .Hey,dnt b sad . Tell me wat hppned ?

4 .Evrythng s gonna be ok baby, chill.

BOYS status on fb - :(

Comments :

1 .Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte

2 .Kya hua kamine

3 .Haramkhor Dukhi aatma.

4 .Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale . :D

BOYS ROXXXXXX !!! No formality :D :D

4 out of every 5 girls' statuses (every now n then) is something like this:-

" awwww!!! today had loaadsss of fun with nisha,isha, misha & gusha

stay at dundu's house wass awesumm.,thnk u shoo muchh dundu :)))

u r shoo shweet !! 

cant frget u guyyysss :D :D 

tuttuu ,,,,will missh u shoo muchh :(( :(( hugss.(other blah blahs) !!,,,,mwahh mwaahhhhh "

which is followed by 35 likes and 142 comments!!:P

(God knows for what)

of course a girls smile is more cheerful than boys smile, but a single tear in boys eye is much more painful than girls cry

Dear girls ! When a guy adds you on FB it means he wants to be your friend not your husband, that's why it's called a friend request not a marriage Proposal !!! Don't be afraid to accept,,,, A public service message by boys :P

HEELO GIRL DO YOU LOVE WATER ?

THAT MEANS YOU LOVE 80 PERCENT OF ME :D

When a girl says "no", a smart guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".

WAYS TO IMPRESS A GIRL

Respect her

Protect her

Care her

Obey her

Sacrifice for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just Smile

Gameover!

Best way to propose a girl.

Take her to sea, Say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea.

Then say Marry Me or Leave My Boat.

Girls have an unfair advantage over Boys

if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Failure is not when

Your girlfriend leaves you

Its when you don't try for her sister !