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Some people think cricket is a matter of life and death,,, I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Some people say watching one day cricket is silly. But then, so are humans. So ultimatly it is a silly-silly match

If you make every game of cricket a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.

The worst thing is the day you realize you want to win more than the players do.

 

Winning isn't everything,,,it's the only thing.

Serious cricket is war minus the shooting.

We don't need umpire, but I guess white guys need something to do.

Sure, luck means a lot in cricket. Not having a good fielders is bad luck.

 

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

If only Hitler and Mussolini could have a good game of cricket once a week at Geneva, I feel that world would not have been as troubled as it was.

I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.

Oh God, if there be cricket in heaven, let there also be rain.

The trouble with umpire is that they just don't care which side wins.

If they stop throwing, cricket in Australia will die.

The pitch is as dead as a dodo. how the hell our bowlers are supposed to take wickets ? huh

The hallmark of a great captain is the ability to win the toss, at the right time.

 

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

The umpire,,, is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.

Losing in cricket is the great Pakistani sin.

Losing in cricket is the great Indian sin.

 

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. 

I think you enjoy the game more if you don't know the rules. Then you're on the same wavelength as the umpire

Many people think life is a game; I think cricket is a game.

Life is simply a cricket match, with temptation as the bowler.

I want to say to all cricketers that, it is not how big you are, it's how big you play.

Football is a beastly game played by beasts. Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; cricket is a gentleman's game played by beasts.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

That ball went so high in the match, it could have got an air hostess down with it.